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Post by Princess on Nov 11, 2006 8:37:18 GMT 7
The office where I work at, though only has a meagre population of 6 staff, has a high level of politics in it.
WHY?
Becoz of an office pregnant dog, Fat V, I disagreeistant manager.
Skinny Monkey: Wa lau... that Fat V really too much la! Go around scolding ppl like nobody's business. She's really nutsty man! Fellow Fat V-hater: Ai yah... nevermind la. She never got it last night mahz. Skinny Monkey: Huh? Never got it last night? What are you talking about? She never got it long time ago! These kinda things accumulate credit de. Skinny Monkey and Fellow Fat V Hater (look at each other): Hahaha... (slaps high five, go back to work)
See? Not only I hate her, everyone living in this Earth and breathing the same air hates her. I think my boss, Shoot Bird and thingy Head, likes her. Argh!!! Still have to stay in that office and see her stupid face everyday. Hopes she try to hit me one day and I'll send her back Malaysia! Hahaha...
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Post by PrinCeiFied on Nov 11, 2006 10:46:08 GMT 7
Hmm. I see many censored words in there. LOL. Anyway, I seem to know all the characters man. I don't get what Skinny Monkey says with Fat-V Hater anyway. Mind explaining?
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Post by Princess on Nov 13, 2006 14:51:01 GMT 7
It means that Fat V didn't get to have "that" last night, so she's ranting and behaving crazily. You must understand that she's on the verge of menopause and if she doesn't get "it", she might die from cravings and starve from deprived sex.
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Post by PrinCeiFied on Nov 13, 2006 17:20:27 GMT 7
LOL. Who would wanna have that with her man. Who knows, maybe she works in Geylang! LOL
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Post by Princess on Nov 13, 2006 23:47:29 GMT 7
Sorry ok, Geylang is too high-class for her calibre. Hey, tons of censored words! How am I supposed to express myself here? Well, heck it. Nowadays, I think Fat V knows that I'm hanging ard the office so she's always NOT ard. Well, I hate her so it doesn't really affect me but what I'm worried about is her going ard scaring the hell outta innocent ppl on the streets of Singapore.
The last time we spoke, it goes like this...
Fat V: Hey Skinny Monkey, I heard you're going off soon. Where to? Skinny Monkey (Annoyed and irritated to be forced into a conversation): Nowhere in particular. Why? (Thinking to myself: Shut up and get off my back. Go and die.) Fat V: Well, why do you wanna go? (act innocent) Skinny Monkey: Well, what do you think? (Screaming in my head: Coz of you la! pregnant dog!) Fat V: Oh... I thought office would be so much duller without you ard... haha... you're such a joker and a sport! Skinny Monkey: (Do you think I'm a clown?) Erm... well geez, too bad. (sucker) I think I heard Fellow Fat V Hater calling me. I gotta go. (scurries away)
See? How annoying someone can be when you don't even wanna talk to her in the first place. can she have some kinda sense of self-worth not to strike up a conversation with someone? Especially someone who doesn't know you well and even probably hates you more than she hates anything in the whole wide world? Geez!
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Post by ZenShi on Nov 15, 2006 9:55:51 GMT 7
Maybe we should add a slot "Office Agony".
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Post by Princess on Nov 15, 2006 16:10:24 GMT 7
Haha... Great idea! I've been trying to get PrinCeiFied to make me a moderator of business and maybe "Office Agony" board instead of Pets and Classified moderator. I think I gossip better. Haha... this is a way to attract older crowd to this forum. But if there are tons of students here, why not start a "School Agony" or some stuff where students can complain about their classmates, bullies and teachers! I'm sure they'll love it especially when they pour out their woes to their fellow members. I'd be glad to lend a listening ear to them!
Hey, GOOD NEWS! Fat V came in sick today and guess what? I think God is sick and tired of her usual screaming so she lost her voice! Haha... sorry, not "shi shen"(lose virginity) it's "shi sheng"(lose voice). She's not so lucky. Lolz...
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Post by PrinCeiFied on Nov 15, 2006 18:14:45 GMT 7
LOL. You are so evil. You can actually be so happy when your fellow collegue is sick, no doubt she is a tad too mean but you must plot against her ma. You gonna quit le then faster hatch a plan. i feel so evil WHAHAHAHAHAH!
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Post by Princess on Nov 17, 2006 11:03:08 GMT 7
I intend to buy her royal jelly for her throat then replace it with foot cream instead. Lolz... Finally! I'm leaving and good riddence to that god-forsaken office! And that God-forsaken Fat V!
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Post by PrinCeiFied on Nov 17, 2006 19:02:18 GMT 7
Hmm. Guess no more Office Nightmarez now then?
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Post by Princess on Nov 20, 2006 23:49:55 GMT 7
Yay! PPl!! I;m finally rid of all those Fat V and thingyheads!!! Long Live Freedom!!!
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Post by gynette on Nov 29, 2006 12:09:30 GMT 7
haha. i tot office nightmares would be like ghostly encounters. haha. x) but never thought tat it would be like tat. haha..
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Post by Princess on Dec 6, 2006 19:13:40 GMT 7
Haha... somebody are just scarier than ghosts. I'd rather meet a ghost than encounter ppl like these. They are just horrible and can't get rid of the kick when they kick ppl's ass.
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Post by gynette on Dec 10, 2006 1:34:17 GMT 7
haha. if it happened to me. i will do all means to harm her. when she near de stairs. push her down. when she running pas me. trip her. haha. LOLS. poison her with thingyroaches. HAHAHA. omg. i cant believer i am getting so evil. haha. xP
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Post by Princess on Dec 11, 2006 23:48:58 GMT 7
Ooo... evil one here in da house, i see... lolz... dun worry. I've got that taken care of. Before I left, I made sure she had a nice ant nest planted in her personal cup and since she's such as sore in the ass, naturally, nobody decided to tell her that. Lolz... even the cleaner auntie came over to our side of the line and zipped her mouth about this. Haha... anyway, just wanna say: Revenge is bad, but sweet. Hehe (evil laughter)... Anybody has any gossipy pregnant dogy thingy to tell on? It doesn't have to be office politics though, could be like in school?
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