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Post by ZenShi on Nov 2, 2006 16:58:27 GMT 7
How to turn a guy off? Guy : Havent i seen you somewhere before? Girl : That's why i dont go there anymore. - zen -
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Post by gynette on Nov 2, 2006 21:41:27 GMT 7
okay. is like.. wad the... HAHA. i laughed. =.=
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Post by PrinCeiFied on Nov 3, 2006 0:26:11 GMT 7
LOL. I smiled. I can't believe it.
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Post by gynette on Nov 3, 2006 3:05:23 GMT 7
although it doesn't SOMEHOW LINKED. =.= weird though
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Post by ZenShi on Nov 3, 2006 9:18:30 GMT 7
com'on, u have to twist ur mind cept a bit .. visualise where the joke is taken place to fully utilise the laughing effect .. will add in more if anyone needs any .. ha ! - zenny -
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Post by gynette on Nov 3, 2006 12:40:16 GMT 7
haha. i don mind. you can have more to be placed up here. my frne once told me a joke. she started laughing like mad. and i was laughing crazily with her too.
de joke goes on like this..
my fren say : hey. let me tell you a joke. me : ya wad? my fren say : THERE IS NO JOKE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAS.... me : wth =.=
*her laughters were so funny tat i laughed with her. =.= a bit crazy though. haha
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Post by ZenShi on Nov 3, 2006 13:33:41 GMT 7
i think almost everyone came across tt joke .. How to turn a guy off? Guy : Hay can i have your number? Girl : What for? Didnt you have one already?
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Post by gynette on Nov 4, 2006 0:09:18 GMT 7
haha. you noe why. cos news spread fast. also hors. why all your jokes seemed to be how to turn a guy off? =,=
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Post by Paperthin Hymn on Nov 4, 2006 13:19:28 GMT 7
lol want a joke? take a look at my signature
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Post by Paperthin Hymn on Nov 4, 2006 13:20:40 GMT 7
Here's a slightly perverted joke:
Elephant: Why does your breasts grow on your back? Camel (retorted): Why does your thingy grow on your face?
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Post by PrinCeiFied on Nov 4, 2006 18:34:26 GMT 7
I think I heard of that before.
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Post by gynette on Nov 5, 2006 14:15:27 GMT 7
haha. LOLS. pervert ah? hmmm. let me tell you a joke. muz understand okay? xD if not it's not funny le.
This Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face. "Say, mom, why is my bigger brother named "Mighty Storm"? "Because he was conceived during a mighty storm." "Why is my sister named "Cornflower"? "Well, your father and I were in a cornfield, when we made her." "And why is my other sister called "Moonchild"? "We were watching the moon landing while she was conceived." "Tell me, Torn Rubber, why are you so curious?"
haha. so guess. why is de little boy's name like this? xD haha
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Post by ZenShi on Nov 5, 2006 18:26:26 GMT 7
Guy: Hey babe, ask me out will you? Girl : I would love to, okie now, get out!
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Post by Princess on Nov 8, 2006 22:53:38 GMT 7
I think I'd sort of heard these jokes over the Internet mails.
"A woman went to her shrink because she was having severe problems with her sex life. The psychiatrist asked her many questions but did not seem to be getting a clear picture of her problems. Finally he asked, "Do you ever watch your husband's face while you are having sex?" "Well, yes, I actually did once." "And how did your husband look?" "Angry, very angry."
At this point the psychiatrist felt that he was really getting somewhere and he said, "Well that's very interesting, we must look into this further.
Now tell me, you say that you have only seen your husband's face once during sex; that seems somewhat unusual. How did it occur that you saw his face that time?"
"He was looking through the window at us!"
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Post by gynette on Nov 9, 2006 19:44:34 GMT 7
haha. LOLS. nice one la. xD if it was a indian women doing sex with another indian man. de husband wont be able to see her from de window lors. some more. do sex is in de dark ma.. xD
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